Episode 42
The Haunting Goes Wrong
Gerald the ghost tries to haunt a family. The family thinks he's a Roomba malfunction.
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Episode 41
Possession Is 9/10ths of the Law
Turns out possessing a tax attorney is way more complicated than it looks.
GeraldEthelLegal
Episode 40
Boo! (Nobody Noticed)
Ethel has been screaming at this guy for three hours. He's wearing AirPods.
EthelHauntingTechnology
Episode 39
The Poltergeist Diet
Gerald discovers he can move objects with his mind. He uses this power exclusively to steal snacks.
GeraldFoodPowers
Episode 38
Ghost Protocol (Not the Movie)
There are rules to haunting. Gerald and Ethel have broken all of them. Twice.
GeraldEthelRules
Episode 37
Ethel Tries Social Media
Ghosts can't hold phones. Ethel has opinions about this.
EthelTechnologyFrustration
Episode 36
The Séance Disaster
Someone finally tried to contact them. Gerald and Ethel were not prepared for this.
GeraldEthelSéance
Episode 35
Haunted House Airbnb
The new owners listed the house on Airbnb. Gerald is furious. Also confused about Airbnb.
GeraldHousingModern Life
Episode 34
Ethel Learns to Wail
A wailing ghost is a classic. Ethel's wail sounds like a dial-up modem. She's working on it.
EthelSkillsSound
Episode 33
The Ghost Who Cried Wolf
Gerald has haunted this hallway 400 times. The family now schedules around him.
GeraldHauntingRoutine
Episode 32
Ethel vs. the Smart Thermostat
Ethel keeps dropping the temperature to spook the residents. The thermostat keeps correcting her.
EthelTechnologyRivalry
Episode 31
Two Ghosts, One Attic
Gerald and Ethel have been sharing an attic for 80 years. They still haven't agreed on decor.
GeraldEthelHousing
Episode 30
Gerald's Unfinished Business
Gerald died before finishing a crossword puzzle. He cannot rest until 14-Across is solved.
GeraldUnfinished BusinessObsession
Episode 29
Ethel Haunts a Yoga Class
Ethel floats through the studio shrieking. The instructor calls it 'advanced breathwork.'
EthelHauntingWellness
Episode 28
The Exorcism That Wasn't
A priest shows up. Gerald and Ethel are so bored they start heckling the ceremony.
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Episode 27
Gerald Goes Through a Wall
Gerald can walk through walls. He still knocks. Old habits.
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Episode 26
Ethel's Haunted Cookbook
Ethel possessed a food blogger. The recipes are now inexplicably terrifying.
EthelPossessionFood
Episode 25
The Ghost Support Group
Gerald and Ethel attend a support group for haunting-related burnout. It does not go well.
GeraldEthelCommunity
Episode 24
Gerald's Yelp Review
Gerald leaves a one-star review of the house he haunts. 'Terrible living conditions. No one can hear me scream.'
GeraldModern LifeReviews
Episode 23
Ethel and the Baby Monitor
The baby can see Ethel. The parents cannot. The baby thinks this is hilarious.
EthelHauntingBabies
Episode 22
Haunting on a Budget
Gerald and Ethel try to haunt a house with no budget. Turns out rattling chains is surprisingly expensive.
GeraldEthelMoney
Episode 21
Gerald's Dramatic Entrance
Gerald has been practicing his haunting entrance for six decades. The door was already open.
GeraldHauntingPreparation
Episode 20
Ethel Writes a Memoir
Ethel dictates her life story to a sleeping medium. The medium publishes it as a dream journal.
EthelWritingMiscommunication
Episode 19
The Haunted Commute
Gerald and Ethel haunt a subway car. Nobody notices because it's rush hour.
GeraldEthelModern Life
Episode 18
Gerald's Invisibility Problem
Being invisible is Gerald's whole thing. He hates it when people walk through him without apologizing.
GeraldPowersManners
Episode 17
Ethel Haunts a Therapist
Ethel possesses a therapist's waiting room. The patients say it's the most productive session they've had.
EthelHauntingWellness
Episode 16
The Annual Ghost Census
A census taker arrives. Gerald and Ethel argue about whether they count as residents.
GeraldEthelBureaucracy
Episode 15
Gerald's Haunting Playlist
Gerald curates the perfect haunting soundtrack. It's mostly smooth jazz. He sees no problem with this.
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Episode 14
Ethel and the Ouija Board
Teenagers try to contact Ethel via Ouija board. She spells out 'USE BETTER GRAMMAR.'
EthelCommunicationTeenagers
Episode 13
Ghost in the Machine
Gerald and Ethel accidentally possess a smart fridge. They order 47 pounds of cheese.
GeraldEthelTechnology
Episode 12
Gerald's Haunting Resume
Gerald applies for a haunting position at a new house. His references are all people he scared to death.
GeraldCareerHaunting
Episode 11
Ethel's Unfinished Knitting
Ethel died mid-scarf in 1987. She has been knitting the same scarf for 39 years. It is now 400 feet long.
EthelUnfinished BusinessCrafts
Episode 10
The Haunted Open House
A realtor holds an open house. Gerald and Ethel attend every showing. The house keeps selling.
GeraldEthelHousing
Episode 9
Gerald Tries to Slam a Door
Classic haunting move. Gerald phases through the door handle every single time.
GeraldHauntingFailure
Episode 8
Ethel's Haunted Book Club
Ethel possesses a book club. They are now exclusively reading ghost stories. Nobody has noticed.
EthelPossessionBooks
Episode 7
The Haunting Hierarchy
There is a ghost pecking order. Gerald is ranked 847th. Ethel refuses to acknowledge the ranking system.
GeraldEthelRules
Episode 6
Gerald's Reflection Problem
Gerald has no reflection. He still checks the mirror every morning out of habit. Nothing. Every time.
GeraldExistenceRoutine
Episode 5
Ethel Haunts a Gym
Ethel floats through the weight room wailing. Three people think she's a motivational speaker.
EthelHauntingFitness
Episode 4
The First Séance
Gerald and Ethel's first séance together. Gerald prepared a speech. Ethel interrupted immediately.
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Episode 3
Gerald's Haunting Debut
Gerald's very first haunting. He practiced for 40 years. The family moved out before he finished his opening line.
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Episode 2
Ethel Wakes Up Dead
Ethel's first morning as a ghost. She tries to make coffee. It goes through her hands. She is not handling this well.
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Episode 1
Welcome to the Afterlife
Gerald and Ethel meet for the first time in the afterlife. Neither of them wanted to be here. Classic.
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